Thursday, November 17

Lao Peh Peh &



On my ride home this evening..
I saw this lao peh peh who has the longest THUMBNAILS I've ever seen.
yikes.
They're kinda greyish-yellow...
like... Y40 + K15
Think he must have felt my eyes on his nails as I pondered hard why he has such long weird nails.
Being super bo liao..
I made a list of the advantages of keeping long thumbnails for the lao peh peh.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
So that he can nudge his huge golden metal specs...
Or help him pry open his creamcracker tin cans...
Or maybe he's a part time NAILART MODEL!!!?
Or he draws on his nails and use them as puppets... Xiao Ming and Xiao Qiong...
And the best one... in my opinion...
THEY CAN ALSO FUNCTION AS A SPOON FOR COUGH SYRUPS!
That explains the stain.
hur hur hur.
Eeew... what a thought right?
Heh.

Way too crappy today.
Must try to utilise my goofiness on more substantial topics...
Like FYP.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i was staring at usap's long nails today... but not as hard as the way u stared at that uncle's nails. haha. can you not use lao peh peh to describe him? he sound like a perverted old man... not good not good. why is it that everytime i have interesting stuff to tell you you're not around??? whahaha. don't blame me when i can't recall them next time. teehee.

Anonymous said...

WAT!! Y40+K15 lol.. you really did study his nails long enough to actually figured out the colour code.. muahaha.. OK the part where they can be a function as a spoon is abit off la.. what a werid position ur thumb could be in.. *faint* haha